Transformers

The contributors to USC Sports Talk headed over to AMC Century City this past Tuesday night to watch the much anticipated summer blockbuster, Transformers. After waiting in line for 2 hours and sitting through the 2 and half hour movie, it's safe to say the wait was well worth it. Transformers was FUCKING BADASS. This movie had everything you could possibly want in a movie:

• Loud noises
• Explosions
• Megan Fox
• Alien robots
• Incredible special effects
• A "Bee-otch" air freshener
• Bernie Mac
• Amazing battle sequences

and much, much more...

This movie had it all. It was funny, entertaining and most importantly, it provided a semi-plausible story. Well, it was as plausible as a movie dealing with transforming alien robots fighting to get an all-powerful cube could be. I'm only barely recovering from the 36 hour chubby this movie gave me. Besides Star Wars, this was the best movie I have ever seen. Some hardcore fans may argue that the movie didn't live up to the original series, but all of those people can go fuck themselves. If you want to be entertained, go check out this movie. You will laugh, cry and maybe wet yourself when you see Starscream transforming in mid-air into a F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet while he blasts the shit out of downtown LA. Here's a little video to get everyone juiced about the movie. It's set to the theme from Requiem for a Dream which can always get you amped up about something...

Oh yeah, this movie features Megan Fox...

Enjoy the movie.