Thursday, May 8, 2014

Mel Kiper Fan's 2014 NFL Mock Draft

My favorite day of the year has arrived...and this year the build up and anticipation has been much more agonizing than the previous 20. If I hear another rumor about the Atlanta Falcons trading up to the #1 spot or hear the mention of a certain guy's stock going up or down, I might hurt someone.  I will say this though, I don't think that I can ever get tired of watching how terrible Teddy Bridegwater threw at his pro day workout.  Many believe that the Houston Texans, despite their best efforts to trade down, will indeed select Jadaveon Clowney with the 1st pick of 2014 NFL Draft. After that, it is anybody's guess. Do the Rams take a QB with one of their two picks? Who will draft Johnny Manziel? What about the other QB's?

Well, without any further ado, I have channeled my inner Mel Kiper and here are my picks.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

USC Beats Notre Dame 34-27

The USC Trojans beat the irish 34-27 in a game that was a little too close for comfort. The lessons we learned:

USC owns Notre Dame.
Charlie Weis is still fat.
Jimmy Clausen is still a piece of shit.

Fight On!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

It's time...

Saturday, September 19, 2009


We fucking lost to Washington. WTF??? How the f*ck does Petey let us lose to U-Dub? This is absolutely unacceptable. There is no way that we should ever lose to inferior teams.

A/C showed us nothing. I was excited to see him get an opportunity. But he fuckin sucked dickhole. Major dickhole. I don't think I've ever seen a QB suit up for USC that played as bad as A/C.

I know we had a slew of injuries. Our offensive and defensive leaders were out of the game. (As well as our best offensive weapon in Rojo) But that's not a good enough excuse. We were out coached. By Sark! The guy that calls end arounds on 4th down against Oregon. This is just completely unacceptable. Stafon Fumbles. Joe Fumbles. And Stanley fumbles. WTF!

Pete gives AB 1 series. 1 fuckin series. And he dominated that series. And then he doesn't get another carry the rest of the game. God damnit! Go to your horses Pete. Give him 25 carries and we win that fuckin game.

I'm a Matt Barkley believer. I don't even want to think about how A/C would have done against Ohio St. I hope Matt's healthy next week. So he can practice airing it out for the Cal game. Fuck Cal by the way. Best is going to get blasted.

Mays better be really fuckin hurt by the way. He better be seriously injured to be able to sit on the bench and watch his team get beat by Washington. If he was being held out for precautionary reasons, and didn't mount up in the 4th quarter he's a fuckin pussy. A pussy on the level of Dallas Sartz. (Insert RG3 obscenity) If this game doesn't provide motivation for the rest of the season.......

Oh... and enough with David Ausberry. He's had his opportunity. He has the size and the speed. He just can't fuckin catch. Its time to roll with D. Williams and De'Von Flournoy (until Rojo gets healthy).

We better see some major improvement next week. Jeremy Bates hasn't showed us anything yet. Man up. Nick Holt just reverse cowboy'd you.

Fight On!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

USC - Ohio St.

Saturday, the USC Trojans travel to Columbus, Ohio against the 8th ranked Ohio St. Buckeyes. The Trojans look to continue their win streak against the Big Eleven schools. After the fisting USC administered last year at the Coliseum, the Trojans are favored by more than a touchdown in the upcoming game. Hopefully the Trojans can make a statement this Saturday and position themselves to compete for the National Championship throughout the season.

Fight On!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Countdown to 2009 Kickoff: 67 Days

We're 67 days away from the start of the 2009 college football season. Cheers to that.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Countdown to 2009 Kickoff: 80 Days

We're 80 days away from the start of the college football season and who better to represent this day than the man, the legend, The Juice...

Fifteen years ago, on this date, OJ Simpson led police on a low speed chase down I-405 South in the infamous White Bronco. Sadly, OJ is headed to jail for allegedly stealing sports memorabilia in Las Vegas that rightfully belonged to him.

You think you can steal my shit!