Sunday, April 22, 2007

University of California's Leading Actors

Normally I don't keep up with the local community college football teams, but today I saw an interesting article about the bruin football team. Apparently the six timeouts allotted to each team and the numerous television timeouts aren't enough for the bruins. (I'm assuming that bruin football games are actually televised) So KD has decided to practice faking injuries in order to stop the clock. How pathetic is that. Who needs to practice running 2-minute drills when you can stop the clock at will with players falling to the ground faking injuries.

Here's a word of advice to the bruin coaching staff. Feel free to phase this man-law violation of a drill out the weeks preceding December 1st. There will be plenty of real injuries to keep to the clock stopped. What's the over/under on the number or bruin players getting carted off the field during the December 1st Massacre?

8 comments:

SuperBruinMan said...

Just like when you destroyed us last December

Joey said...

Its too bad Coach Karl can't design a drill to make the clock run faster. That might have come in handy during the NUTJOB Emerald Bowl when Bowden and the Seminoles inserted it.

Superbruinman, ask Cowan to show you the scar on his head from that hit that Mauluga put on him this past December. I am pretty sure he would trade the win for 5 more years on his lifespan, which were taken away during that play.

mel kiper fan said...

The coliseum needs to build a makeshift hospital in the parking lot or something. Uclgay is gonna make it rain with injuries on december 1st. They'll probably have more injuries than points.

PCbestever said...

Last December's game is only going to fuel our team. Honestly, I will be surprised if fucla gets into field goal range.

Is there a mercy rule in college football? fucla is going to need it because I seriously believe that PC is going to come into the Coliseum on 12/01 with the intent of seriously embarrassing the entire fucla program. You guys better stack up on recruits this year because no legitimate high school football player is going to want to touch fucla after 12/01

Conquest Chronicles said...

I guess I can see why hey rail against KD so much across town.

Even I think that this is moronic.

Ericppk said...

I don't really think it's appropriate to look forward to injuries during a sporting event, let alone one that is played by college students.

PCbestever said...

Most of us are looking forward to the level of intensity that our defense is going to be playing with on 12/01. That intensity will inevitably result in a multitude of bruin injuries.

Besides there's nothing wrong with looking forward to Rey Maualuga welcoming Cowan/Olson to the Coliseum.

Joey said...

I agree