Thursday, May 17, 2007

Final Destination for Jackson

If you're familiar with the Final Destination trilogy, then you're well aware of the significance of this photo. In the film, a photo of someone in which their face appears blurry signifies that they have escaped death.

In this photo taken last weekend of the 2007 Playboy All-Americans you can clearly see that UCB receiver Desean Jackson's face is blurry and distorted. Did Jackson escape death? What near death experience did he escape? I think we all know the answer to this question. See Kevin Ellison.

People who have seen the film also know that no one is capable of escaping death. Death has a plan and once that plan is set in motion there is nothing that can be done about it. I believe death's plan is going to come to fruition November 11th when Desean reunites with Kevin Ellison and the rest of USC's defense. Bye-Bye Jackson.

(Attention Tight Asses! I am in no way wishing death upon Desean Jackson. Just anticipating another game in which he is shutout and physically dominated by the Trojan defense.)

1 comment:

Joey said...

Me-Sean Jackson won't escape death this season when he meets the only safety in the country who is 6'4", 225 lbs, runs a 4.28, and who is no longer a freshman. I am talking about Taylor Mays, a new breed of safety in football, who you will all get to know very well in a few months.