US Olympic swimmer, Michael Phelps, is on a mission this summer in Beijing to win 8 Gold Medals. He's on a good pace having won two thus far. The most recent came in the Men's 4x100m Free Relay. In a thrilling race, Team USA beat the favored French team in the closing seconds of the race. When asked before the race how they felt about the American team, the French team said "We're going to smash the Americans."
With France closing in on the Gold Medal, anchor swimmer Jason Lezak rallied to beat the shitty French team and deny them Olympic glory. As with all French-American relations, France had to bend over and take it from the U.S. The American relay team gave France a heartfelt "Fuck you!" in the world of swimming.
Congratulations to US relay team members, Michael Phelps, Garret Weber-Gale, Cullen Jones and Jason Lezak for a job well done.
Fuck you France, you nation of pussies.