I recently had an opportunity to sit down with Les Miles as he arrived in New Orleans for LSU's upcoming game against Ohio St. Here's the transcript of the USC Sports Talk EXCLUSIVE interview with Coach Miles himself:
RG3: Thank you, Coach Miles for taking the time to sit down with me. I know you're busy preparing your team for your upcoming arbitrarily arranged game.
Les: No problem. Anything for a fan.
RG3: Who the fuck said I was a fan? Anyways, is your team prepared for this game?
Les: My team is ready. My DAMN strong team is ready for this game. Hell, we come from the SEC, the best conference in the nation.
RG3: Don't you think that LSU was lucky to get into this bowl game considering you lost TWO games and you lost late to a mediocre Arkansas team?
Les: Hold on now, my team is undefeated in regulation. We lost two triple-overtime games and we played in the hardest conference...
RG3: Undeafeted? WTF? You lost two games.
Les: Yeah, but not in regulation.
RG3: But you LOST two games. Those games went down as losses.
Les: All I know is that my team is undefeated in regulation.
RG3: Well then sir, you are a fucking idiot. Now please answer me this, what's up with all the fuss you caused with the alleged Michigan job?
Les: Well, my alma mater came calling and I was looking forward to coaching there but like I said, I have a DAMN strong team here.
RG3: You were a real asshole during the press conference you called before the SEC championship game. Why do you come off as such a douche?
Les: You see, I don't like rumors spread about me. I have a DAMN strong team and we're just trying to win.
RG3: You didn't answer my question, why are you such a fucking asshole?
Les: Well, I guess it's because I lick so much ass. Always have, since I was very little. You are what you eat, right?... haha
RG3: Now coach, I heard that you like golden showers? Is this true?
Les: Yes! I fucking love them. I like that warm feeling you get when you're showering in piss. It makes my nipples so hard!
RG3: That's fucking gross. You're a sick man. Anyways, I have better shit to do than to listen to you ramble on. I just wanted to tell you that your team is a FRAUD and that everyone hates you for being such a narcissistic prick. Eat shit.
Les: Geaux Tigers!
RG3: Geaux FUCK yourself.
After that, I punched Coach Miles in the face and he left the room like a whipped dog. I had never felt so good in my life after hitting that asswipe. All I can say is FUCK Les Miles.